Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)